Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears : r/amazonreviews - Reddit
网页2019年12月16日 · "Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears" are NOT food. They aren't even from this planet. I imagine their origins being conceived in a boardroom in hell by a top team of Creative Pain Administers, with senior level Demons rubbing their hands together in ghoulish delight as Hell's Chief Chemist slowly lifts the veil on their new creation.
TIL that due to very poor consumer reviews and negative media
网页TIL that due to very poor consumer reviews and negative media attention in 2014, Haribo discontinued sugar free gummy bears. The gummy bears contained maltitol, a sugar alcohol that is not fully digestible and that ferments in the gut. It can cause increased flatulence, loose stools, and diarrhea.
See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears : r/amazonreviews …
网页2021年6月8日 · Between this PSA of a review and your comment, I believe I have enough circumstantial evidence to place blame on the half bag of sugar free candies I had indulged in for the first time the night before. They were so good, and being sugar free I thought they couldn’t really be too bad for me. Who says reddit is a waste of time?
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears Review : r/funny - Reddit
网页2015年1月21日 · The Gummi Bear “Cleanse”. If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN! First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
What is your Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears horror story?
网页2021年6月28日 · Not sugar free Haribo gummi bears, but a hard candy. My coworker bought a bag of sugar free hard candy and put it in her candy dish at home. She didn't read the warning on the back of the bag, and her daughter grabbed a big handful before heading out to play. Kid comes home half an hour later covered in shit.
Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears : r/OutOfTheLoop - Reddit
网页248 votes, 51 comments. So the reviews for Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears on amazon.com are some of the most beautifully written naratives I've ever…
I'm eating a 5lb (2.25kg) bag of Sugar-Free Gummy Bears today, …
网页2016年6月14日 · Never was there a tale of more woe, than this of u/SpottedPaws and her Haribo. Disclaimer:I will not necessarily eat all 5lbs, but I am obese so don't rule it out. It is 7:30am here. A portion of the bag is in the freezer right now as I like my gummy bears on the harder side. I will post as things happen. 8:05am- I'm having five gummy bears.
Sugar - Free Haribo Gummy bears : r/copypasta - Reddit
网页2021年6月8日 · "Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears" are NOT food. They aren't even from this planet. I imagine their origins being conceived in a boardroom in hell by a top team of Creative Pain Administers, with senior level Demons rubbing their hands together in ghoulish delight as Hell's Chief Chemist slowly lifts the veil on their new creation.
A brilliantly crafted review for Haribo Sugar-free gummy bears
网页2020年10月8日 · A brilliantly crafted review for Haribo Sugar-free gummy bears. ... up haribo sugar free gummy ...
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网页2022年9月17日 · yeah, had this happen to me. Was trying to be more conscious of my diet and saw the sugar free gummies in the store, figured it was a good buy. Ate them in the car, and about 5-6 hours later the stomach cramps started. Then, utterly devastating diarrhea. Probably 45 minutes on the toilet, 7 flushes that I counted. I start breathing hard due to ...