Magpie wins a duck which proves to be alive and no use for the Sunday dinner. The kids invent a device which makes the duck seem to talk.

High up in their nests, they rule over their kingdom with an iron claw, while on the ground, humans dust off their protective hats - traditionally a plastic ice-cream container - and duck for cover.

STEELE Sidebottom has finally shaken the bridesmaid's tag to claim his first Collingwood best and fairest award after a thrilling EW Copeland Trophy count at Crown Palladium on Friday night. The ...