A ritzy Los Angeles shopping mall has local moms and dads’ chestnuts roasting on an open fire this Christmas — forcing them to spend up to $165 for their kids’ obligatory visits with Santa ...
MICHAELANGELO (@HOMELESS_HODLER) December 15, 2013 A cute thing I tell my kids is that if you fart while sitting on Mall Santa's lap, Real Santa will bring you extra presents. — Abe Yospe ...
Dad’s at the mall. Luna completely understands ... He took Luna to dance class a couple of weeks ago and a couple of the kids were like, “Santa!!!” And he was like, “Hello….” ...