In the women’s game, England play Ireland in the first of three ODIs on Saturday (Cricket Ireland Youtube Channel ... Christine and the Queens). Tonight’s closing call is shrouded in secrecy ...

Election. TV people are quite serious about this one — what with the future of the free world and such. So they’ll start early and stay late. Coverage begins ...

Episode two will be available online following this episode. 8pm, Channel 4 Alison Hammond is sick this week, but “back soon”, according to Noel Fielding. Let’s hope for a speedy recovery ...