Ok ok, so we're not claiming to be Ed Gamble or James Acaster, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve. Maybe a first date just got a bit awkward and you need a a classic dad joke ...
If you're into funny jokes, then we've got a corny one-liner ... the girl who got fired from the calendar factory? She took a day off. Why don't physicists trust atoms? Because they make up ...