WAS THIS ENDORSEMENT, I SAID, BECAUSE THE TWO PREPPIES UNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER, WHERE YOU THINK A BOMB HAD GONE OFF IN THE ROOM, PREPPY GOVERNOR SERGEANT SAID, PREPPY, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WHEN ...

Before you panic about our impending doom, there's good news - a scientist from the University of Murcia has come up with an equation to spot killer asteroids heading for our planet.