DOWNTOWN TONIGHT. THREE DECADES IN PRISON. THAT’S HOW LONG. A GREENFIELD MAN ONCE KNOWN AS SILLY THE CLOWN WILL HAVE TO SPEND FOR THE DEATH OF HIS CHILD. LAST MONTH, A JURY FOUND RONALD ...

But this is not the story for the day. The story is: the funny names that Nigerians give to car models aside from the registered names given to them by the original car manufacturers ...