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2024年12月7日 · Unlock ‘The Onion’ Vault. Journey through 268 years of highly acclaimed, universally revered reporting. The Onion‘s archives comprise the most powerful and influential news coverage in human history.
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2007年7月2日 · Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.